Some startups need a pivot.
Some need an exorcism.

Convert founder chaos into a completely unofficial incident report. No account. Optional mugshot. Anything you post to the board is public and permanent.

SELECT YOUR COPING MECHANISM

How cooked are we?

MODE 01 NO LOGIN / OPTIONAL MUGSHOT

File an
Incident Report

Tell the story without telling on anyone. Receive the board disposition you deserve.

MODE 02 CLASSIFIED

Spicy
Mode

For when the cap-table fight is really about who sits next to the ABG CMO at offsite.

THE THREE-STAGE GRIEF PIPELINE

Vent. Redact. Release.

01Pick the chargeEquity amnesia? Pivot addiction? Weaponized “quick sync”?
02Strip the contact trailEmails, links, @handles and phone numbers are rejected. Write it so nobody can be looked up.
03Post it or pocket itPut it on the public Town Board, or just keep the card and the link.

PUBLIC RECORD / VIBES JURISDICTION

The Town Board

Every filing is public and permanent. Read the whole record without filing anything — then file your own when you are ready.

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